there is a frenchman, irishman and and italian sta in da pub
the frenchman says
when i finish making ze lurve to my wife i kiss her all the way down her body and tickle the back of her knees with my tongue, she raises 6 inches of ze bed in pure extacy.
the italian replies'
that is nothing when i finish making love to my girlfriend, i lick her all over to her feet and then start kissing her heels, she raises 12 inches off da bed in pure extacy.
so the irishman replies'
pah once ive finished shagging me board, i walk over to the window and wipe me knob on the curtain, she hits the roof everytime
