what was she thinking? Apparently, she wasn't.Full Version: 2005 Best of Undressed!
what was she thinking? Apparently, she wasn't.| QUOTE |
| Risqué Business: Many a starlet would scoff at the idea of donning a dress made entirely of recycled garter belts, but not Jessica Simpson. At the MTV Video Music Awards, the pervasive, perky-bottomed "Dukes of Hazzard" bombshell transforms herself into Beer Wench Barbie with these tragic black-and-white togs. Not even the dizzy soon-to-be-ex Mrs. Lachey could have thought that it was a smart idea to style a bewildering and bizarre mix of short-shorts, an exposed black lace bra, a ruffled and frilly Frederick's of Hollywood-style baby doll and platform shoes from the "Pretty Woman" streetwalking collection. (In her defense, perhaps her vision was obscured by the spiraling extensions unfortunately framing her face and the pound-and-a-half of kohl and mascara rimming her eyes.) Still, the most disturbing part of Jessica's getup is the nagging suspicion that her dad-manager-overlord Joe "You Can't Cover Those Suckers Up" Simpson probably helped her pick it out. |
wowwwwww, ok enough drooling on her, I think she looks good and everything, but she shouldn't be doing this crappy and slutty shows for everyone...
now keith will not be happy that he left her after he sees this....
now keith will not be happy that he left her after he sees this....
Thats the weirdest outfit I've ever seen.
It looks like rags... does she think its looked good?
It looks like rags... does she think its looked good?
She really looks like a plastic doll there. How much surgery has she had?
It doesnt look good at all.
It doesnt look good at all.
WOah. I watched the awards on TV before and i didn't really notice THAT till now O.o
Well now there goes the "Christian Music Fan Base"...
I think when asked about the outfit she answered, "What this old thing?...I just threw on a few things I had lying around the house...and well, some of it don't fit right cause it said "Dry Clean Only"...and oops I stuck it in the Washing Machine...silly me..."
I think when asked about the outfit she answered, "What this old thing?...I just threw on a few things I had lying around the house...and well, some of it don't fit right cause it said "Dry Clean Only"...and oops I stuck it in the Washing Machine...silly me..."
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