Another Blonde Joke




SHE WAS SO BLONDE....

....she thought a quarterback was a refund

....she thought General Motors was in the army

....she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats

....at the bottom of an application, where it says "sign here", she wrote Sagittarius



SHE WAS SOO BLONDE...

....she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

....she sent a fax with a stamp on it

....she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday

....under "education" on a job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics"



SHE WAS SOOO BLONDE...

....she tripped over a cordless phone

....she spent 20 minutes look! ing at the orange juice because it said "concentrate"

....she told me to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "don't walk"

....she asked for a price check at the Everything For A Dollar Store

....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order



SHE WAS SOOOO BLONDE....

....she studied for a blood test

....she sold her car for gas money

....when she went to the airport and saw a sign that read "Airport Left", she turned around and went home


....and finally,

SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE...

....when she heard that 90% of all crimes occurred around home, she moved

....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

....she thought if she spoke her mind, sh! e'd be speechless

....she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening


I like it
lol

ahh hahaha!! Those are good! I'm a blonde....but blonde jokes just crack me right up!! haha I'm definately NOT an airhead blonde though

lmfao
i have TONS!! of blonde jokes so dont even get me started
but good jokes

Those are so funny!



Thanks for sharing!

I think you need to change these blonde jokes to Tifany jokes since you'd do most of them.

unfortunatly you really could sub my name for blonde in the joke, but that makes me sooooo fun right?
LOL

Yeah it's all good, who cares if you're an airhead? Deep down, I'm a really superficial person (hahaha)

no you mean down deep, I'm a really shallow(i mean beautiful on the outside,no i mean superficial) gal(I mean girl, no person)lol

Oh my gosh! guys,
i totally have to share this.
me and my stupid friends play truth or dare and we dare each other to do really stupid things.And we are all pretty outgoing,so we know we all would do almost anything.N-e wayz,once my friend dared me to go to a dollar store and keep asking how much stuff was.So,we walked to the dollar store.I picked up a book and walked up to the checkout line.I said,"Mam,how much is this?".She looked at me for a minute before she answered,"A dolla."(thats really how she said it.)I thanked her and put it back.I grabbed a pack of bubble gum and asked how much it was."Everthing here is a dollar."she told me.I nodded and walked over to my friend,whos face was blood red from laughing.She told me to do just one more thing.So..i walked back to the book section and got the same book.I walked back up to the lady.This time i said,"Sir,how much is this book?".The lady got mad,but tried to hide it."A dollar!"she said.My friend ran up to me and i put the book back then we ran out.I dunno why i said "sir".But,yeah,i'm weird.

Hahahahhaa, that's awesome. I would do something like that too!

lol.... im blonde but those were funny jokes...

jordan! dont be hatin on tifany!






I actually have asked howmuch something was in a dollar store once tho :-\..... lol...


WHAATT?! U NEVER KNOW! some of the things u find there are too good to be true... lol....

lmao those are good. my friend has done some of that stuff! lol

Oh my gosh!
My mom is so embarrassing.She has this big thing about saving money. Well,this one time we(my mom&i) were at the dollar store. we shopped and went to the checkout line. the lady said all the stuff we got was only, like, $5
my mom said 'Get out!' and the lady just looked at her,like, 'wow you're weird!'
haha! i love my mom.

hahah those are great