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Jordan Johnson
Got this from another forum and thought it was pretty funny...

15. Say that this person can't sit next to you cuz your invisible friend is sitting there.
14. Gently, very softly, place a single kernel of popcorn on the hair of the man in front of you.
13. Yell, "FIRE!!!" And moon the people coming through the exit.
12. Scream out "Hey! This isn't Bambi!"
11. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. If you've seen the movie before, at the climax, yell what happens next.
9. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast forward it?"
8. Make a noise like you're passing gas and say "Ahh...."
7. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
6. Go "Ooooooh" during the kissing scenes.
5. Throw popcorn in the air and yell "it's snowing!!"
4. When gunshots ring out in the movie yell "Bang! Bang!"
3. Make finger puppets in front of the movie projector
2. Hum the theme song of the movie out loud.
1. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink.
iluvjordan7701
LOL! laugh.gif
I've done two of those.
I've clapped when the good guy gets killed and laughed at the corny jokes.

One other thing i've done was throw jaw breakers at a couple that was making out and quickly moved to the end of the row of seats. biggrin.gif

Me and my friends are stupid. We were at the movie theater going upstairs and decided to go up and down the elevator several times.
Yeah..i'm weird.
Katgirl
lmfao i think ill try some of those wink wink
LindsayCavalier
Where was this list when we used to go see 29345 movies?

We would have done at list half that stuff!
Jordan Johnson
Hahhaha I know right? That would have been fun
LindsayCavalier
We need to do it!
almost_famous
haha thats funny smile.gif
xflamzrhottx
lol, unfortunatly, i really did laugh out lod, and my parrents r sleeping in the next room, lol, but its still funny, i could see myfriends and i doing the one about troing popcorn and yellin its snowwing, lol, we're VERRY silly
aeboi
I have done numbers 15,11,9,8,and 7

Oh, how I love the movies... smile.gif


ciao
adam
LindsayCavalier
I am going to see a movie tonight, and I am going to do the following:

15. Say that this person can't sit next to you cuz your invisible friend is sitting there.
11. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
9. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast forward it?"
5. Throw popcorn in the air and yell "it's snowing!!"
Melissa
Hope you enjoy your movie....the other day I was flicking Mike-N-Ikes in the air and some hit the girl in the head in front of me clinking off her headband, so she turns around, and I turn around and was like "what the eff was that," just to realize that there was no one behind me, it was hilarious!! I felt sort of bad, but just laughed because it was funny!!!

*M*
tropicalbeach
i sooo should get me and my friends to do all this stuff!!!! it would be so fun!!!!!!!!! lol i have done some of these but it would be fun with alot of people and it would be really loud!!!!!!!! and popcorn all in the floor!!!!!!! lol biggrin.gif laugh.gif smile.gif rolleyes.gif the ppl sittin behind us would get so mad!!!!!!! my sides hurt from iaughing soooooo much!!!!!!!
manzie
QUOTE (Jordan Johnson @ Jan 31 2005, 07:30 PM)

14. Gently, very softly, place a single kernel of popcorn on the hair of the man in front of you.
11. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. If you've seen the movie before, at the climax, yell what happens next.
7. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
6. Go "Ooooooh" during the kissing scenes.
3. Make finger puppets in front of the movie projector
2. Hum the theme song of the movie out loud.


Heheheh...ive done all these wit my friendz!!!

1. Laughin for no reason!!
2. Talking about anotha movie and othas telling you to shut up!!
3. when its really quiet in the theatre...sitting at the back row and rolling lollies (this can be really annoyin if u roll heaps at a time and constantly...hah!)
3. Cell phone goin off every 2 minutes (suppose to have turned-off but who listens???)
4. Resting your feet on the top of sumones seat while theyre sitting there!!!
5. crunchin out really loud so othas get annoyed!!
6. Throwing your rubbish under the seat for others to pick up!!

Those are jus a few extraz....mainly my idiot of a friend does those....hes totally annoyin!!! But at the end of the movie...ITS ALL LAUGHZ!!!

xxx
LindsayCavalier
QUOTE (manzie @ Sep 12 2005, 06:34 PM)
3. when its really quiet in the theatre...sitting at the back row and rolling lollies (this can be really annoyin if u roll heaps at a time and constantly...hah!)

What are lollies?
purplestar87
suckers
LindsayCavalier
Ohh, lollipops, ok. Thats what I thought, but I wasn't sure.

manzie

lolzzz...OMG, i dont know what to say there....LOLLIES are another word for SWEETS!! NOT LOLLIPOPS!! i dunno what you guys call them over there...sorry!!

WHERES OZMUSO when u need him!! hahaha!!

xxx
LindsayCavalier
Sorry, sometimes one word in one language is on the other end of the spectrum in another language.

Like the word FAG.

In America, it is a derrogatory statement for a homosexual man.

In the UK, it is a cigarette.

A lollie could have been a damn broom for all I know.
manzie

hahaha no worries....do you guys call it CANDY or something??? Its like American Hotdogs are called WEENIES here hehehe!! Just thought i wud mention that!!

xxx
Melissa
That is soooo happy....I love other cultures:)

*M*
LindsayCavalier
So do i. Just goto NYC - you'll get hit with like 231918234 different cultures, and you never had to leave the US.
manzie

well new zealand is gettin over populated with Asians...they seem to be gettin special benefits here for sum reason...but after the elections, dependin on who wins...mayb that will end!!

xxx
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