1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

omg those are funny

My friends have actually done most of those! Their favorite is the condom one haha. Now I wanna go to wal-mart lol

HAHAHA! I've got to try that some time...

My faves:

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

hehehe

ciao
adam

I hate to admit, but I've done a couple of those...LOL...11 and 12 are the only ones I'll admit too..lol..!!!

*M*

LOL. I want to do the condom one lol.

LOL...very classic:)

*M*

lol. I could never do it, I would be on the ground laughing too hard after throwing the first one in.

If I do it, which one day I'm sure I'll get the inclination to do so....I'm going to throw them in an old couples cart, that'd be sooooooo frickin' funny!! You expect younger couples to use them, so it's not too out of the ordinary, but an old couple, that's classic!!!

I'm so mean...lol..!!

*M*

I love every single one of those..some more then others...it would be fun to come in with a group of friends in all black and start humming the mission impossible theme...thing..that would be great. Ok..so for my 21st birthday....I know what I wanna do!!! lol

~*Linny*~

these are sooo funny have u ever done them?????? im going to have to try it if i ever go to the store agen!!!!!!! lol

all of us should try these!!!!!!!!! lol inm going to do this with my friends!!!!!!!! lol

Tape it if you do!

This is sort of off topic...but last night my friends and I decided to put water on my friend who was sleeping (in a DEEP sleep) and then throw pop rocks on her!!!! It was SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!! For about 2 hours all you could hear from the living room was the "popping" noise....and she never woke up...lol..!!! You have to understand my friends and I pull pranks on each other all the time, so we weren't being "mean".....lol..!!!

Two of my guy friends like to take those motorized carts and have races in the store...until they get yelled at!!! It's fun times:) LOL

*M*

Hahaha you're such a freak. =P

Hahaha - AND THE GIRL NEVER WOKE UP??

OMG you guys so last night I went to Wal-Mart and did the whole "condom" thing...OMFG it was soooooo hilarious....my friends and I got the condoms and randomly went through the store and put them in people's carts....it was HILARIOUS....so when we're done and ready to check out with the couple of other items we purchased I go to the check out line and low and behold, then lady in front of me happened to be the lady I had put like 3 boxes of condoms in her cart. So my friends and I try to stifle our laughter as she's telling the clerk "these aren't mine, I don't know how they got in here, but I don't want them".......so we're going out to my car which was parked on one side of a SUV and were laughing about what we did. I go to put the cart away in the cart rail and on the other side of the SUV the lady we had subjected to our condom stunt was getting into her car and gave me the dirtiest look....it was AMAZING!!!!!

I definitely reccommend that you all do this immediately, because it is HIGHLY entertaining:)

*M*

Yeah Lindsay she woke up later on the next morning and started freaking out, it was AWESOME!!!!

*M*

LOL. Thats classic!

It's quite hilarious!!!! I can't wait to be down in FL to terrorize the shoppers there.....lol...j/k...kinda!!!

*M*

wow, omg those are so funni! Im likr in the middle of class and cant stop laughing! lol

LOL. I am going to try to find some of those weird laws.

I HAVE ACUALLY DONE A COUPLE OF THOSE AND IT IS REALLY FUNNY HOW THEY REACT TO IT!!!!

-LENA-

haha. i've actually done some of those things before.. the condom one to be exact. but i wasn't so lucky as melissa to actually have the person check out in front of me. although i must admit, that would have been hilarious. <3

xoxo

jenni

that is sooo funny!!!!! lol now if i do it i will have be be careful what i say when i leave!!!!!!lol and make sure the persons are not around me!!!!!!lol im going to do that!!!!!!!! i went this weekend but forgot to do any of this stuff!!!!!! and it was like 25min that i was in there!!!!!!!!!

hahaha.. You guys are crazy.

thats just so funny i'm laughing so hard i'm crying. jordan your hilarious for comming up with that.lol love ya

Yeah......he didn't come up with that!!! LOL

*M*

Haha.. Yea he probadly found it somewhere.

either way thats 2 damn funny.lol

yeh who cares wrer it came from........ it soo funny!!!!! lol

_your hilarious. those are too funny..im SO GOING TO try those the next time i go to wal-mart..lol having fun times in wal-mart..is ALWAYS fun.