Once upon a time, there was an officer of the Royal Navy named Captain Bravado who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his lookout spotted a pirate ship approaching, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravado bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"

The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the brightly colored frock, the Captain led his crew into battle and defeated the mighty pirates. That evening, all the men sat around on deck recounting the triumph of earlier. One of them asked the Captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?"

The Captain replied, "If I were to be wounded in the attack, the shirt would not show my blood. Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat and marveled at the courage of such a manly man's man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The crew stared in worshipful silence at the Captain and waited for his usual orders.

Captain Bravado gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants."

Oh ewww!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! THAT IS AWESOME!!! I love that joke!



~*Linny*~

Um...but you cannot use the nickname Linny, as that is MY name.

Who do you think you are to tell someone they can't use a certain name? You must think you're God, or Queen shit. But darling, hate to inform you, you're not. Sorry.

LOL. Took me a few Minutes like. But I just got that Joke of Jordan's.
I am with Lindsay..... "OH ewwwwwwwwwwww.!!!!"...... LOL.
LOL. I mean "Linny"

Yes Lindsay you are quite misinformed, because I am GOD!!! LMAO....just kidding....kinda;)

Den...you're a quick one...lol..j/k!!!

*M*

If it's someone else's nickname too, you have absolutely no right to tell them they can't use it. You don't own it.