These are some recent celebrity quotes Ive read in magzines and online this week.

Some are funny.. some are just stupid

"I'll sleep with Paula. If it gets rid of the tension—I’ll do it."
-Simon Cowell offers his solution to alleviate friction with American Idol co-host Paula Abdul

"Really? We split up? Ok, well, he's still calling me every five minutes."
-Madonna, addressing rumors that she and husband Guy Ritchie have split

"These days if you speak one sentence without being profane, then you're not black. If you're not in the corner smoking a joint, drinking a .40, holding your privates, you're not ghetto, you're not from the streets, you're not gangsta."
-Spike Lee

"I love living in the UK! Brits are far more intelligent and civilized than Americans."
-Gwyneth Paltrow

We did an article about the Gwyneth comment actually. You can read it here.

ok thanks Jordan

The other quotes are good too.
You should do an article on the Madonna one

I like the Madonna one, thats funny. Shows how the media make things up about people but the celebs know nothing about these made up stories.

LOL! Those are great. Some of the things celebs say.. it's like: Durrh. I love just listening to them sometimes.

Hi all
I like this one very much. This is very cool.

"Really? We split up. Ok, well, he's still calling me every five minutes."
-Madonna, addressing rumors that she and husband Guy Ritchie have split.