"No matter how pretty she is, someone - somewhere is sick of her shit."

Hahahaha

What bumper stickers have you seen (or wish you had seen) that you think are funny?

That is hot... my fav thing I see on the highway isn't a bumper sticker but you know when your car gets so dirty you can write in it? People around here love the old "I wish my wife was this dirty" It makes me laugh everytime

Hahaha I've never seen that before. I'm anal about my car's cleanliness so it would never get dirty enough to write in the dirt!

um...J.....are you forgetting that time that your car was dirty on the outside? the inside may be clean, but the outside is a different story lol.


i on the other hand......i don't care if my car is icky on the outside....every 3,000 miles i get my oil changed and a full service cleaning (inside and out) and that's it.

my mom is anal about her car - she is always vacuuming the inside.

i hate driving, therefore i hate cars......lol.

i have not driven in 2 months. 2 months. i am going to try to not drive for as long as i can hold out lol.

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO anal about the cleanliness of my car.......I go and get it cleaned at least once a week if not more depending on how "dirty" it is. I feel if I'm going to drive a nice car, it should be clean at ALL times. It annoys me when people drive nice cars and they are SUPER dirty, it's pointless to invest in an expensive vehicle if you're not going to maintain the luxuriousness of it!!!!

*Melissa*

thhis goes back to my i hate driving - i just bought a 2006 chevy cobalt in may and then moved to nyc a month later - so it's a nice car, not a luxury car by any means, but not a POS either....i just hate the whole chore of driving and maintainence of a vehicle.

but it's ok- the governor (of FL) was on tv today talking about a mass transit train system being put into orlando by 2009.

LET'S PRAY FOR ME FOR THE TRAIN!!!

I just saw this one this morning on my way home from the salon......

"Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot"....I thought that was hilarious:)

*M*

Hahaha I like that one. I've seen one that says "Your kid may be an Honor Student, but my kid can still beat your kid up" or something like that. I thought it was dumb.

The other day I was coming home from Applebee's and I saw one that said "MENtal anixiety! MENstrual cramps! MENopause! Don't you notice that all our problems begin with MEN!" haha, not all problems begin with men... lmao

Well, I will list what my own bumper stickers say:

*A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.
*Straight but not narrow.
*If every vote counts, count every vote.
*Proud to be a feminist.
*Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.
*It will be a great day when the schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber!!!

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Then do not post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

sorry

my fave one is "i'm smiling cause u all have finally driven me insane" lmao.