What's the worst pick up line you've ever had someone use on you? Mine went like this:

I work at Old Navy and I was at the Cash and we have our basic questions we ask everyone, so I started up with this one guy:

"Hey how are you today?" And he goes: "I'm really good thank you and you?

And I'm like "I'm fine... Do you need any gift reciepts today?" And he says "No"

Then I ask the 3rd of our forced questions: Would you like to keep your hangers?" And he says: "Only if they come with your number"

Is that not the worst pick up line ever? I mean what do you say to that? The only thing I could come up with on the spot was: "So you don't want your hangers?"

That was the worst I had, but I still prefer that then when guys just honk at me and give me the thumbs up, that's just lame, lol...

So yeah, that was mine, what;s the worst pick up line you've heard/used??

Hahaha that's amazing. I don't use pickup lines, so I don't have any good stories about them.

I guess a cutie like you doesn't need tacky lines huh?

I've never used a pickup line, but plenty of guys have used them on me.....I'm a little tired, but I'll think of some of them and post them later. Seriously I don't know why people bother, I think it's lame when guys/girls attempt to use them, I feel it's best to be straight forward but that's just me:)

*Melissa*

The worst pickup line ever: hmm....there's just so many of them. I'll post a few of the worst that I've heard.

I forgot my number, can I have yours?

Is that a bottle of windex in your pants, cause I can see myself in them.

I wish I could rewrite the alphabet, so I can put U and I together.

Ugh! Seriously though, what are people thinking?

LMAO I like the windex one.

Haha I think the worst is the old classic.

"Did it hurt"

Then of course the girl goes "Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven because you must be an ANGEL!"

Haha, or the one.

Do you legs hurt?

No, why?

Because you've been running through my mind all day.

LAME.

I've heard some pretty lame ones.

such as....

"Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!"

"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."

"Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns."

"Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass. "

"Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns."



I got that one once back in the day Dawn!

Quote: Do you legs hurt?

No, why?

Because you've been running through my mind all day.

LAME. Unquote:


Got that one just last month.
And actually dated him even despite his bad line!
Only because he was an Italian Model...same age as me....ya da yada..

turns out....he was broke all the time....cause he went through money like water!

HAHAHA
So um ya...

No more Joe

Quote: Do you legs hurt?

No, why?

Because you've been running through my mind all day.

LAME. Unquote:


Got that one just last month.
And actually dated him even despite his bad line!
Only because he was an Italian Model...same age as me....ya da yada..

turns out....he was broke all the time....cause he went through money like water!

HAHAHA
So um ya...

No more Joe

(just thought I'd share) (lmao)

woops didn't mean to double post. Truely! urps my bad. Jordan can subtract 2.

Hahah that's great!

Post pictures....i love male models. they are usually so beautiful.

hmmm This guy was a butt.

But I will try and locate his pictures again.
I tried to take pictures when we dated. HAHAH But yeah! I was SO short lived. I didn't get the chance

Anywho..I'll let you know If I find some.
He did something for stetson collogne...italy....
(something like that)
lmao

Kate

Ok Lindsay,,,so I found the link. And also I had forgotten that he was recently just at a wedding for a family member of mine! HAHAH Sooo long story. Won't go into it. But I'll send it over p.m. style :0)

i dont use them u really dont need them less ur trying to hard to get the girl or guy

This guy came up to me today was like "What are you staring at? Im not a mirror."

Bitch please. Im better looking than you.

After I said that he just walked away.

LMAO nice!

hahah. Go Dawn!!! That's they way to be babe. :0)

ummm yea pick up lines are overated

I USE PICKUP LINES ALOT.. BUT

I USUALLY END UP WITH A POP IN MY FACE..LOL

THAT ONLY HAPPENED TWICE

WELL ONE TIME IT WUZ A SUNDAE...NOT A POP

How old are you?

I seriously cannot read anymore of your posts. They are driving me nuts!!! %*()&*()

>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>Woman: Hiding from you.

>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

>Man: Is this seat empty?
>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

>Man: Your place or mine?
>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

>Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>Woman: Do not enter.

>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>Woman: Unfertilized.

>Man: Your body is like a temple.
>Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>Woman: But would you stay there?

>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

>Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
>Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


Yeah. I was bored. What else can I say?

I was driving to work just the other day and while sitting at an intersection I look over at the car next to me and this older guy yells out: EYY GIRL!! LET ME GET YO MYSPACE!!

i think the worst one a guy has said to me would be my those look heavy can i hold them for u? like god some men have no clue how to respect a lady lol.